Madame Muffin

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A girl who wears shirts so tight they look like they're about to rip and jeans so skinny they make her look like a failed muffin recipe.
I saw her in the mall and it looked like her shirt was trying to escape.
Her jeans are so tight, I think she's wearing them as a second skin.
She walked by and I swear her shirt was screaming for help.
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A girl who thinks her muffin top is a fashion statement and not a sign of her shirt's imminent death.
She posted a selfie and said it was ‘muffin top mode’, it looked like a war zone.
Her shirt was so stretched, it looked like it was about to give up.
I asked her if she was wearing a shirt or a straitjacket.
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A girl who wears clothes like they’re in a fight and she’s the one doing all the damage.
Her shirt was so tight, I think it had a black eye.
She walked into the store and the jeans looked like they were about to cry.
Her muffin top is so big, it has its own zip code.
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