madame macabre

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A hot lady who used to kill people for fun and still does when she’s bored

She killed her ex by putting him in a blender and calling it a surprise party.

She told her waiter she wanted a steak and got a corpse instead.

Her dating app bio says: ‘I don’t do relationships. I do dismemberment.’

A lady who looks like a model but has a body count higher than your math teacher’s stress level

She dated a guy for a month and left him with six broken bones and a missing tongue.

She turned her yoga class into a murder spree and called it ‘flexibility training.’

She got a new pet and it was a guy she killed last week.

A fancy lady who uses her beauty to hide the fact she’s a serial killer with a taste for drama

She invited her friends over for tea and served them with poison and a side of sarcasm.

Her fashion show was also a funeral for ten people.

She had a dating app profile that said: ‘Looking for love… or a new victim.’