madame linkmonger

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a fancy nickname for the search engine that everyone uses to find stuff and then gets mad when it doesn't work.

'Madame Linkmonger is the only thing keeping me from crying in my cereal.'

'Why did I type 'madame linkmonger' instead of 'google'?'

'I called it Madame Linkmonger because it links things and I'm a monger of madness.'

the god of searches who links things together and sometimes gives you the wrong answer just to be a pain.

'Madame Linkmonger is the reason I failed my math test.'

'I asked Madame Linkmonger for help and she gave me a cat video.'

'She links things, but she also links my brain to a blender.'

the queen of the internet who finds stuff for you but sometimes decides to throw a tantrum and give you garbage.

'I asked Madame Linkmonger for the answer and got a pizza delivery instead.'

'Madame Linkmonger is the only thing I trust and she just betrayed me.'

'She's the queen, but she also likes to throw garbage at people.'