Madame LaQueef

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A fancy French way to say a loud butt fart that smells like a dead raccoon in a sock
She let one rip during the meeting and everyone knew who it was.
He tried to act cool but the whole bus smelled like his lunch.
Her queef was so loud the dog ran out of the room.
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When your butt farts so hard it sounds like a chainsaw and smells like old pizza
He queefed so loud the teacher thought the ceiling was falling.
She let one go during the movie and the whole theater laughed.
His queef woke up the baby next door.
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A fancy French butt fart that smells like a gym sock left in the sun for a week
She queefed during the Zoom call and her boss was confused.
He let one rip in the elevator and everyone stared.
Her queef was so strong it knocked over a glass of water.
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A butt fart that comes out like a jet engine and smells like a rotten cheeseburger
He queefed so hard it sounded like a fire truck.
She let one go during the presentation and everyone knew it was her.
His queef was so loud it scared the cat.
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A French way to say a butt fart that smells like your brother’s gym sock after a week in a garbage can
She let one rip in the car and the whole family laughed.
He queefed so loud it made the dog bark.
Her queef was so strong it almost broke the window.
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A butt fart that sounds like a monkey and smells like a gym sock that's been in the sun for a month
He queefed so loud the neighbors came to investigate.
She let one go during the meeting and everyone knew who it was.
His queef was so strong it almost knocked over the table.
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