Madame Grobing

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This is when someone has so many ticks it looks like their face is being eaten by a spider. They can't stop scratching, and people laugh at them like they're a sideshow act.
My cousin’s face looks like a raccoon attacked it. Madame Grobing, for sure.
He kept scratching his face so hard, I thought he was trying to peel it off.
She had ticks on her eyelashes. Madame Grobing is real.
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When a person has so many ticks, they look like they’ve been in a war. They scratch like a madman, and people don’t care if they’re in pain or not.
He was scratching so hard, I swear he was trying to dig out of his face.
Her face had ticks on her nose. Madame Grobing is the reason she’s getting bullied.
He had ticks on his ears. Madame Grobing is happening right now.
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This is when someone’s face is covered in ticks and they can’t stop scratching. People make fun of them like they’re the weakest link.
Her face looked like a tick infestation had taken over. Madame Grobing is real.
He was scratching like he was trying to get rid of a thousand ticks.
They laughed at him so hard, I think he was about to cry.
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When someone has so many ticks, it looks like they’ve been kissed by a tick monster. They scratch nonstop, and people just laugh at them like they’re stupid.
His face was covered in ticks. Madame Grobing is happening right now.
She scratched so hard, I think she was trying to rip her face off.
He had ticks on his forehead. People made fun of him like he was a fool.
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This is when someone’s face looks like it’s been attacked by a tick army. They scratch like they’re trying to kill the ticks, but people won’t stop laughing at them.
Her face looked like a tick army took over. Madame Grobing is for real.
He was scratching like he was fighting a battle.
They laughed at him so hard, I thought he was going to break down.
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When someone has so many ticks, they look like they were born in a tick nest. They scratch like they’re trying to scratch their way out of the tick world, and people just laugh at them like they’re a joke.
His face looked like he was born in a tick nest. Madame Grobing is happening.
She was scratching so hard, I thought she was trying to escape the tick world.
They laughed at him like he was the funniest thing ever.
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