Madame Bravo

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A woman who wears so much makeup you think she's trying to paint the whole city
She showed up to the party looking like a clown who got a degree in art.
Her eyeliner was so sharp it could cut through steel.
She wore three different shades of blusher like she was auditioning for a color commercial.
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A fashion goddess who walks into a room and makes everyone else look like they forgot to put on clothes
She walked in and the whole store turned around to stare like she was a celebrity.
She wore a dress so fancy it made the other customers feel like they were wearing pajamas.
She came in and the fashion guy at the counter dropped his coffee.
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A woman who knows how to dress so well, she makes your outfit look like it was bought from a discount bin
She wore a suit so nice, it made my shirt look like it was stained with ketchup.
Her shoes were so expensive, they probably cost more than my rent.
She came in wearing a dress that made me feel like I was dressed like a kid on a budget.
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