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A woman who wears all black like she’s been crying for decades. She’s a closet lesban who probably kissed her sister’s husband on Easter. Everyone laughs at her, and she thinks she’s smart.
She walked in like she owned the place, but no one knew her name.
She tried to explain calculus in a tweet and got 12 replies of confusion.
She called me a ‘dumbass’ for not knowing who her ex was.