Madame Adam

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A clumsy, show-off guy who thinks he's hot stuff and loves to creep on people. He licks strangers like they owe him money and ruins their peace like a junkie in a library.
I saw him licking a kid in the hallway like he was trying to steal his lunch money.
He walked up to me and said, 'Hey, wanna be my personal bubble?' I said no, and he licked me anyway.
He’s always chasing llamas like they’re going to give him a promotion.
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A loudmouth, a thrower, and a dumb guy who thinks he's cool. He'll hit you with that Mia Khalifa and skrrt you like you're his new toy.
He ran up to me and yelled, 'Mia Khalifa is here!' and skrrt'd me like I was a bad student.
He threw a pizza at me and said, 'This is your skrrt!' I was like, 'Bro, you're not even cool.'
He messaged me and said, 'I'm gonna skrrt you to death, loser.' I said, 'You're just a yeeter with a dream.'
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A silly word that reads the same forwards and backwards, but people use it to sound smart like they’re in a fancy school. It’s like the dumbest brain in the class wrote it.
My teacher said, 'Palindrome!' and I was like, 'That's just a word spelled backwards, bro.'
He used the word palindrome in a sentence and I laughed so hard my mom heard me.
We all knew it was a dumb word, but he still used it in his essay.
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A super popular palindrome that everyone knows, like the most famous word in the universe. It's so common it's like the king of palindromes.
I heard it in a song, and it was so popular it made me want to cry.
It's the palindrome that everyone uses, and no one questions why.
My teacher used it as an example, and I was like, 'That’s the one everyone knows.'
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The snobby, bushy dragon who acts like he’s got a life and loves to talk about Mr. Snuggles like he’s the best thing since pizza. He makes fun of Tayla like she’s the worst student in class.
He told me a story about Mr. Snuggles and I was like, 'Bro, that’s the same story you told last week.'
He called Tayla the hackham-ian and said she was the worst ever.
He’s got a bush so big it looks like it’s going to take over the school.
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