MADAME

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A lady with a lot of respect, but also the queen of a bunch of hookers and whores.
My madame just told me to stop slapping my customers or I'll get fired.
She runs the biggest brothel in the city and still has a PhD in chaos.
That madame wouldn't even look at me when I asked for a raise.
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When you're so annoyed with something you own you want to throw it out the window and curse at it.
This madame is the worst! I bought her and she's been crying ever since.
I can't stand this madame, she's been eating my money for weeks.
That madame is so bad I might just quit and get a real job.
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A woman who collects hookers and then charges men for the privilege of seeing them.
My madame charges $500 just to let me see her best hooker.
That madame doesn't care if I go broke, she just wants her money.
She's got a whole floor of hookers and I'm just the guy who pays for them.
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A fancy French way of saying ‘my lady’ but it's also for a rich woman who bosses people around.
That madame is so fancy she drinks champagne and still talks down to me.
My madame has a PhD and still calls me ‘boy’.
She's from France and acts like she's better than everyone else.
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An ex-hooker who now hires other hookers and pimps to make more money.
My madame used to be a hooker but now she just takes my money.
She used to be the best, now she's just a manager.
That madame doesn't even work anymore, she just bosses people around.
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A thief who lies and takes your art or money, especially on social media.
That madame stole my art and said it was hers.
She took all my followers and now she's rich.
I posted my work and she copied it and said it was hers.
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A rich lady who runs a brothel and acts like she's better than everyone else.
My madame has a PhD and still talks down to me.
She's got a whole floor of hookers and still thinks she's the best.
That madame won't even let me touch her money.
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