Madamasselle

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Madamasselle is a brain-dead loser who thinks he's cool because he plays a video game. He’s so dumb he probably thinks the internet is a real place.

I saw him crying because his character died in Ever Quest. It was like watching a baby fall off a cliff.

He tried to explain anime to me. I think he thought it was a type of cereal.

He DM’d me to ask if I knew his mom’s password. I said no. He cried.

Madamasselle is a human version of a cockroach. He lives in his parents’ house, eats cereal for dinner, and thinks he’s the best at everything.

He told me he got his first job at 25. It was at McDonald’s. He still hasn’t mastered the fryer.

He once tried to date my sister. He asked her if she knew what a ‘coke bottle’ was. She said no. He said it was a ‘legend.’

He posted a tweet saying he ‘conquered the world’ because he beat a boss in Ever Quest. It was 3 AM.

Madamasselle is a man who thinks he’s smart, but he’s just a fat kid who plays video games and thinks anime is a religion.

He once tried to explain ‘japanamation’ to my dog. The dog bit him.

He posted a picture of his cock bottle on Twitter. It had 2 likes. Both from his mom.

He told me he went to college. I asked him what he studied. He said ‘video games.’