madamas

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Old video game monsters would yell random nonsense like madamas when they were about to punch your face in and make you cry.

My mom said I looked like madamas when I failed my math test.

That monster in Blood screamed madamas before it kicked my character’s ass.

I heard madamas and I immediately hid under my bed.

In Italy, madamas are the cops who will chase you down and give you a ticket if you speed like a drunk raccoon.

My cousin got a ticket from madamas because he drove like a maniac.

The madamas showed up at my house and said I was a bad influence.

I saw madamas on the street and I ran like a coward.

A madama is a hot woman who acts like a lady during the day but turns into a wild beast in bed, making you feel like you were hit by a truck.

My girlfriend is a madama and she turned me into a pile of noodles last night.

That madama at the bar gave me a look that could melt ice.

My boss is a madama and she makes me work until I’m a zombie.