Madam Pipi

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A lying gypsy who claims she can time travel and has the brain of a lunatic. She’s got the looks of a queen and the charm of a drunk raccoon. She’s so nuts, she’s been certified by aliens as a full-blown psycho.

'Madam Pipi told me I’d fail math and I did. She also said I’d marry a frog. I’m still waiting.'

'She said I’d win the lottery and I did. But I still got stuck with the frog.'

'She’s not a con artist. She’s a con artist who’s also a genius.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

In France, a Madame Pipi is a lady who works in a bathroom and has no idea why she’s called that. She’s the one who tells you to hurry up before the next person chucks a sock at you.

'I asked Madame Pipi if I’d get a raise. She said no. I got fired the next day.'

'She told me my boyfriend was a cheater. He was. He also told me he was a cheater.'

'She’s not a fairy godmother. She’s a fairy godmother who works in a bathroom.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago