madam palm and her five sisters

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a big old slap in the face from a giant chicken
You said I looked like a soggy muffin. I slapped you so hard your face turned into a soggy muffin.
He called my grandma a sock. I turned him into a sock.
She said my hair looked like a raccoon's tail. I gave her a raccoon's tail for a face.
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when your brain short circuits because you're so confused
I asked him if he wanted coffee. He said, 'Do I look like a coffee machine?' I had to leave before I short circuited.
She told me I was a sandwich. I asked if I was a grilled cheese or a BLT. She said, 'I don’t know, I just threw you together.'
He tried to explain quantum physics to me. I got so confused my brain turned into a lava lamp.
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