madam moselle

I just got a message from madam moselle: 'your cat is late again, and I'm charging you extra.'

She messaged me: 'my cat is dead, and it's your fault.'

Madam moselle sent a DM: 'if I don't get a response, I'll call the cat police.'

She said, 'my cat is richer than you, and I'm not even lying.'

In the middle of a conversation, she said, 'my cat is more important right now.'

She texted me: 'my cat is in a meeting, and I can't talk.'

She said, 'my cat told me to send you this message, and it's urgent.'

She posted, 'my cat is giving me a raise, and I'm happy about it.'

She texted: 'I can't talk now, my cat is holding me hostage.'