Madalyn Murray O'hair

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a raving atheist who went full-on war with religion and God. She was so angry, she could’ve fought the devil and won. And she was a real pain in the ass. Even Ayn Rand said she was a disgrace to atheism.
I swear, if I saw Madalyn Murray O’Hair at a church, I’d throw a Bible at her.
She was so mad at God, she probably screamed at him during the Sabbath.
If she was alive today, she’d be the one telling the Pope to shut up.
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a woman who hated religion so much, she gave it a black eye and a broken nose. She traveled the country just to yell at God. And she was a real loud mouth. Even the devil would’ve taken a side in her arguments.
She was the reason why God got a headache.
If she had a podcast, it would be called ‘Why God Is a Loser.’
She was the human version of a holy war.
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an atheist who was so obsessed with proving God didn’t exist, she probably showed up at heaven’s front door to say, ‘You’re not real.’ She was a real troublemaker, and she ended up dead because of it. Even Ayn Rand didn’t like her much.
She was the reason why God might’ve taken a vacation.
She was so mad at religion, she probably screamed at the angels.
If she had a sidekick, it would’ve been a flaming Bible.
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