madalyn french

She walked into the room and expected everyone to stop breathing.

She tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem like it was a TikTok trend.

She called me a ‘boring man’ after I asked her to stop talking during the movie.

She said ‘I’m a goddess’ and then spilled coffee on my shoes.

She tried to flirt with my dog and got bit.

She claimed she could beat me in a fight and then cried when I tossed her over my shoulder.

She yelled at the barista for not knowing her name.

She tried to sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ and ruined the whole restaurant.

She called me ‘boring’ after I didn’t laugh at her joke about a pineapple.

She took a selfie in the middle of the street and expected 10,000 likes.

She told me she was ‘famous’ and then asked me to follow her on TikTok.

She walked into class and said, ‘You all know who I am, right?’ and no one did.

She said she was the best at everything and then got a D on her math test.

She claimed she could beat me at everything and then lost a game of Uno.

She said she was the best at everything and then cried when she got a bad haircut.

She yelled at the sky because her phone was low on battery.

She tried to explain the meaning of life and got it wrong.

She said she was ‘important’ and then spilled a whole cup of coffee on my shirt.