Madalitso

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Madalitso is a holy mess from God. She’s got a body that turns heads and a brain that turns people into fools. She’s got a heart of gold but she’ll cuss you out if you mess with her family.
She walked in and the whole gym went quiet. Then she cussed out the principal for parking in her spot.
She told her ex to go die in a ditch and then asked him for a ride home.
She passed the test with a 98 but still cried about it because she thought she failed.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Madalitso is like a saint but with a side of sass. She’s got a brain that beats most people’s and a body that beats most people’s hearts.
She beat up the guy who called her a ‘freak’ and then asked him for his lunch money.
She flunked the test but still got a B because she cussed the teacher into giving it to her.
She told her mom she was going to college and then asked her for a new phone.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Madalitso is a holy cow with a brain. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the guts to take on anyone who talks shit.
She called the teacher a ‘dumbass’ and then got an A on the test.
She broke up with her boyfriend and then asked him for his keys.
She told her brother he was a ‘piece of trash’ and then ate his leftovers.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Madalitso is like a goddess but with a mouth. She’s got the body, the brain, and the guts to tell anyone to go to hell.
She cussed out the whole class for making fun of her and then got the highest grade.
She told her crush she was going to college and then asked him for his number.
She broke up with her boyfriend and then asked him to buy her ice cream.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Madalitso is a holy mess with a brain. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the guts to tell anyone to shut up and back down.
She told the teacher she was going to be rich and then got an A.
She broke up with her crush and then asked him for his number.
She cussed out the whole school and still got the highest grade.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Madalitso is like a saint with a side of hell. She’s got the body that turns heads and the brain that turns people into fools.
She cussed out the whole class and still got the highest grade.
She told her crush she was going to college and then asked him for his number.
She broke up with her boyfriend and then asked him for his keys.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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