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The worst time of the day when you're too tired to sleep but too wired to shut up and your brain is screaming at you like it's been insulted by a toddler.

I tried to go to bed at 2 AM and my brain started a rap battle with my mom.

My cat woke me up at 3 AM and now I'm mad at my cat and my mom.

I was half-asleep and my brain texted me: 'You're gonna regret this.'

by Slangipedia 3h ago

That annoying time when your brain is like 'you're gonna be up all night' and your body is like 'why? who asked you?'.

I was trying to fall asleep and my brain said, 'You're gonna be up all night.' I said, 'Who asked you?'.

My brain is a drama queen and it's giving me a hard time at 4 AM.

I was trying to rest and my brain started a YouTube live stream at 1:30 AM.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

The time when your body is like 'sleep now' but your brain is like 'nope, I'm going to text my ex and eat chips.'

I tried to sleep and my brain went to text my ex and eat chips like it was a party.

At 2:30 AM, my brain started a TikTok trend and I had to join.

I tried to rest and my brain started a podcast and I had to listen to it.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

That time of day when your brain is like 'why are you still up?' and your body is like 'I don't know, ask your brain.'

At 3 AM, my brain asked me, 'Why are you still up?' I said, 'Ask your brain.'

I was up at 4:15 AM and my brain was like, 'You're being unreasonable.'

My brain and I had a screaming match at 1:45 AM and now I'm just tired.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

That annoying time when your brain is like 'you're gonna be up all night' and your body is like 'why? who asked you?'.

I was trying to fall asleep and my brain said, 'You're gonna be up all night.' I said, 'Who asked you?'.

My brain is a drama queen and it's giving me a hard time at 4 AM.

I was trying to rest and my brain started a YouTube live stream at 1:30 AM.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

The time when your brain is like 'why are you still up?' and your body is like 'I don't know, ask your brain.'

At 3 AM, my brain asked me, 'Why are you still up?' I said, 'Ask your brain.'

I was up at 4:15 AM and my brain was like, 'You're being unreasonable.'

My brain and I had a screaming match at 1:45 AM and now I'm just tired.

by Slangipedia 3h ago