Madaline

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The most perfect girl ever. She’s soft, kind, and adorable. If you don’t love her, you’re just a sad, jealous loser who’s not worthy of her beauty.
You saw her once and now you’re obsessed. You’re welcome.
She’s so perfect, even your mom would be jealous.
You tried to ignore her, but now you’re texting her at 2 a. m.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maddy is the giggles of the group. She’s caring and tries to help people even when she’s barely holding it together. She’s hot, but she doesn’t know it, and that’s just sad.
She made me laugh so hard I cried in math class.
She helped me with my homework, even though she barely understood it herself.
She’s beautiful, but she still thinks she’s ugly. Don’t ask why.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Madaline is the reason your day is good. She’s hilarious, smart, and never stops moving. She’s super pretty, but she’s too busy being awesome to notice.
She made me laugh so much during lunch I got a detention.
She’s so smart, she passed the test even though she didn’t study.
She’s the reason I’m not late to class anymore.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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That’s Romanian for ‘the best’ and it’s totally true. She’s the best and everyone knows it.
She’s so good, even the teacher said she’s the best.
She passed the test and now you’re the worst.
She’s the best, and you’re not even close.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Madalin is the most attractive person ever. She’s got guys drooling over her. She doesn’t know how hot she is, but that’s just sad.
Guys are staring at her in class, and she doesn’t even notice.
She’s so hot, even the principal noticed.
She’s beautiful, but she still thinks she’s ugly. Why?
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Madaline is cute and kind, but if you mess with her, she’ll beat you up. She’s clumsy and goofy, but she’ll make your day.
She tripped me in the hallway and now I’m late for class.
She made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair.
She’s cute, but she’ll beat you up if you say one bad thing about her.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A woman or a fat gay man who’s too cool for school.
She’s so cool, even the teacher respects her.
He’s so gay, he wears socks to class.
They’re both too cool for school, and you’re just average.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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