Madalina

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Madalina is a holy mess. She can play the ukulele like a pro and draw better than your grandma. She’s so pretty it hurts, but she’s also a little gay and doesn’t care. She’s the best human being ever and deserves all the good stuff.
Madalina drew me a portrait and it looked like a masterpiece. I looked like a hot dog.
She told me she’s a little gay and I believed her because she’s amazing.
She said I’m the best human ever, but I’m still not sure why.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Madalina is a walking dream. She’s got a butt that makes men drool and a face that makes people fall in love. She’s been a queen in another life and now she’s just crushing it in this one. People hate her because she’s too perfect.
Her butt is so good, it’s like she’s wearing a second skin.
She looked at me and I immediately fell in love.
People are jealous of her because she’s perfect and they’re not.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Madalina is a cursed princess. She was supposed to make Mircea happy, but instead she drives him insane. She’s smart, beautiful, and always does the opposite of what she’s supposed to do.
She made Mircea cry by eating all his pizza.
She told Mircea she was going to be a princess and then she ate his homework.
Mircea said she was cursed and I believed him.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Madalina is Noah’s perfect girlfriend. She’s smart, beautiful, and he’s obsessed with her. She’s the kind of girl who makes boys lose their minds and girls lose their friends.
Noah said she’s the best girl ever and I believe him.
She’s so smart, she made Noah do all his homework.
Noah’s face when he saw her was like he had died and gone to heaven.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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