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When someone acts like they just sniffed a fart and it smelled like burnt chicken.

Your cousin showed up to the party in a banana costume and tried to juggle eggs.

My neighbor screamed at the mailman for giving him the wrong newspaper.

My dog looked at me like I had two heads and one of them was eating my toes.

When a person is so confused they think they’re in a math test and the teacher is a pizza.

My mom called me at 3 a. m. to ask if I knew what a "giant rubber chicken" was.

My friend texted me a photo of his cat wearing a hat and asked if I was high.

I walked into a room and my coworker was arguing with a toaster about the meaning of life.

When you look at someone and think they’ve been eating crayons and arguing with ghosts.

My dad showed up to my birthday party in a clown costume and started dancing with my dog.

My teacher told me I was failing because I wrote my essay in pizza sauce.

I saw my boss crying in the break room with a sandwich and a calculator.

When someone is so out of their mind they think they’re a superhero and their cape is made of socks.

My sister tried to fly off the roof wearing socks and a towel.

My friend started talking to a tree and told it it was "the worst."

My neighbor tried to fight a raccoon with a spoon and a very angry face.

When a person looks like they just got hit by a taco truck and a disco ball.

My uncle came to my house wearing a tutu and a hat made of socks.

My friend tried to explain the meaning of life using only emojis and a potato.

I walked in on my mom arguing with the TV about who was the best president.