madalana

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#smartass#toxic#queen

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Madalana is like a genius who looks good while she’s being smug. She gets whatever she wants and doesn’t care if you’re crying because of it. She’s sarcastic enough to make you laugh even when you’re dying inside.
She said, 'I got an A because I’m smart, not because I tried.'
She texted me, 'You failed? Again? Wow, that’s impressive.'
She laughed at my bad grade like it was a punchline.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Madalana is a human calculator with a face that looks like it was made by God. She gets everything she wants and won’t let you forget it. She’s got the wit of a wizard and the sarcasm of a demon.
She said, 'You’re just here to make me feel better, right?'
She sent me a meme of a crying cat with the caption, 'This is you.'
She told me, 'You’re not failing, you’re just failing in slow motion.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Madalana is a walking highlight reel. She’s got the brain of a scientist, the looks of a goddess, and the sarcasm of a thousand angry cats. She’ll make you laugh until you cry and then mock you for it.
She said, 'I’m not smart, I’m just lazy.'
She texted me, 'You’re not crying, you’re just being dramatic.'
She told me, 'You’re not failing, you’re just not trying.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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