Madailey

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A bunch of holy ladies who pray so hard they might give you a headache

My priest said the Madailey prayed so much my dog got a migraine.

I asked the Madailey to pray for my GPA. Now I have a 3.2 and a bad attitude.

The Madailey prayed for my ex. Now he’s back and he’s annoying.

Nuns who talk to God so much they might forget to breathe

The Madailey prayed for my cat. Now it’s dead and it’s in heaven.

I told the Madailey I was failing math. Now I’m failing math and I’m in trouble.

The Madailey prayed for my dad. Now he’s a better person and he’s still a jerk.

A team of holy ladies who can make your life worse or better depending on their mood

The Madailey were happy. I passed my test. Then they got mad. Now I have a C.

The Madailey prayed for my mom. Now she’s a saint and she’s still loud.

The Madailey prayed for my brother. Now he’s in heaven and he still teases me.