madagyn

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A sugar-coated nightmare who's built like a superhero and thinks hiking is a party. She'll save your life but will also make you eat six donuts for breakfast.
I found a madagyn and now I have to walk three miles with her and her dog.
She said she'd help me move but brought her whole family and a side of hot dogs.
I tried to leave her and she followed me to the grocery store.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A human dessert who’s tall, built like a beast, and always takes the longest route just to make you suffer.
She said she'd help me move but brought her whole family and a side of hot dogs.
I tried to leave her and she followed me to the grocery store.
She said she’d take me to the park but it turned into a three-hour hike.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A walking hug machine who thinks you're her personal sidekick and will drag you into every mess she gets into.
She said she’d take me to the park but it turned into a three-hour hike.
She pulled me into her messy divorce and now I have to listen to her cry every night.
She took me to the store and bought a truckload of snacks just to be nice.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A human candy bar who's built like a mountain and will go to the ends of the Earth to make sure you're happy, even if it means eating six donuts at 2 a. m.
She took me to the store and bought a truckload of snacks just to be nice.
She followed me to the grocery store and bought me a whole cart of candy.
She said she'd help me move but brought her whole family and a side of hot dogs.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A walking love letter who's tall, strong, and thinks every adventure is a chance to make you cry and laugh at the same time.
She followed me to the grocery store and bought me a whole cart of candy.
She took me to the park and made me run three miles just to get there.
She said she'd help me move but brought her whole family and a side of hot dogs.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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