Madagufta

"Ya bloody Madagufta! You tripped over a soda can and fell into a lake!", from a kid who saw it happen.

"That shirt is a Madagufta. It’s bright pink and has glitter on it.", from my mom, who hates fashion.

"He’s a Madagufta. He tried to ride a skateboard down a mountain.", from my brother, who’s still scared of him."

"That dog is a Madagufta. It chased a car for ten blocks.", from my neighbor, who’s tired of the dog.

"She’s a Madagufta. She tried to juggle knives while riding a bike.", from my teacher, who saw it happen.

"He’s a Madagufta. He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.", from my cousin, who watched it happen and got a stomachache."

"That guy is a Madagufta. He tried to fight a robot with a spoon.", from my friend, who saw it happen.

"This video game is a Madagufta. It has 500 different characters and they all talk at once.", from my brother, who got confused.

"That cake is a Madagufta. It’s covered in hot sauce and glitter.", from my mom, who tried to eat it and cried."