Madagascar Suprise

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You're fuckin a chick from behind, and just as you finish, your buddy sneaks in and takes over. The chick thinks it's still you the whole time. Then you pop out in front of her and say her name. She loses her mind and yells, 'WHAT THE HELL, WHO'VE BEEN FUKIN ME?!'

Girl: 'Wait, that's not you?!' Me: 'No, that's my buddy. He's been fukin you for like 10 minutes.'

She: 'You said you were gonna stay till the end!' Me: 'Yeah, till the end... of my buddy.'

Girl: 'I thought you were a god!' Me: 'Nah, I'm just a god in training. My buddy's the real deal.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You're in the middle of fukin a girl, and your friend steps in like he's been there the whole time. She doesn't even notice the switch. Then you walk up and say her name, and she explodes with confusion and rage.

She: 'You said you were gonna finish me off!' Me: 'I did. My buddy just took over.'

Girl: 'I was about to cum!' Me: 'Yeah, then my buddy showed up and ruined it.'

She: 'You were the best part of this!' Me: 'Yeah, till my buddy came in and made it worse.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You're fukin a girl from behind, and just as you pull out, your friend slides in like he was there the whole time. Then you step out and yell her name, and she loses her mind because she thinks she was fukin by two different guys at the same time.

She: 'I felt two different guys!' Me: 'That's because two different guys were fukin you.'

Girl: 'You were the best part of this!' Me: 'Yeah, till my buddy came in and made it a party.'

She: 'I thought you were a legend!' Me: 'I am. But my buddy's a legend too, and he just took over.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago