madagascar hissing cockroach

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A guy who shoves a tiny poop into a girl’s butt and she poops it out looking like a cockroach. It’s the worst.

My cousin did this to my sister and she cried like a baby.

That guy in math class did this to me and I got a detention.

My brother tried this on my mom and she kicked him out of the house.

A gross bug that dumb people keep as a pet. It’s from hell and it loves to crawl on you. Florida is its home and it’s not welcome anywhere else.

My friend’s pet cockroach escaped and took over his bedroom.

That cockroach crawled up my leg and I screamed like a girl.

My mom’s pet cockroach bit me and I got a rash.