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When a dark-skinned guy throws a whole bag of coffee beans into your cup and calls it a 'bloom.'

My coffee tastes like it was brewed in a prison cell.

He added so much coffee I thought I was gonna get a tattoo.

I drank it and my tongue started talking back to me.

When a guy with a tan and a bad attitude pours your coffee like it owes him money.

He poured my coffee like it was his ex.

I got so much coffee I started breathing it.

He said 'This is how you drink.' I said 'This is how I die.'

When a man with the skin of a lion adds enough coffee to your cup to start a war.

My coffee was so strong it woke up my dead uncle.

I drank it and my brain started a rock band.

I had to drink it through a straw and a helmet.