Madafada

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Calling someone a motherfucker without actually saying it, keeping your cool like you’re the king of the street and traffic is just your sidekick.
Yo, you just ran a red light like you own the road.
That guy cut me off and I didn’t even blink.
She blocked me and I just smiled like I was waiting for it.
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Saying motherfucker so quietly it sounds like you’re whispering a curse to the universe while you’re stuck in traffic.
He said it so low, I almost missed it.
She muttered it under her breath like she was tired of the world.
He looked at me like he just saw a ghost in the middle lane.
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Not actually saying motherfucker, but acting like you did, and making people think you’re the most annoying person on the street.
He didn’t say it, but everyone thought he did.
She rolled her eyes like she heard the worst insult ever.
He looked at me like I was the one who broke the traffic laws.
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You don’t say it, but you fake the whole thing so well that people think you’re the most intense person in the whole city.
He didn’t say it, but he made it look like he did.
She didn’t even flinch, but people thought she was mad.
He looked at me like I just insulted his whole family.
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Calling someone a motherfucker without actually saying it, like you’re just pretending to be mad, but you’re actually just cool.
He didn’t say it, but he made it look like he did.
She looked at me like I was the worst driver ever.
He just smiled and drove off like nothing happened.
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