madaeah

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A human who looks so good she makes your brain shut down and your pants fall off

My girlfriend is a madaeah. I walked into a wall and didn’t notice.

She’s a madaeah. I tried to text her, but my phone exploded.

My boss called me a madaeah. I quit. I don’t need a boss or a face like that.

A person so pretty she could make a saint blush and a monster cry

My sister is a madaeah. She walked into a room and the lights turned off.

He said I was a madaeah. I believed him until he tried to flirt with my dog.

My mom is a madaeah. She came to my job and my boss proposed to her.

A person so good-looking they could make a rock fall in love and a fire go out

My neighbor is a madaeah. She smiled at me and my cat left me.

My crush is a madaeah. I tried to talk to her, but my words turned to smoke.

My teacher is a madaeah. I failed the test because I was too busy staring.