madad

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A guy who thinks he's a sex god but he's just average, and most of them have tiny willys. They fall in love like it's a party and forget about you the next day. Most are actually pretty smart.
"I just saw her and I'm already married to her.", 3 minutes later: "I'm out."
He texted me 20 times in one hour and then ghosted me.
He asked me to his house and it was just a tiny room and a couch.
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All madads think they're the king of cool but they're just average. The word madad actually means help in Indian, but they act like they're saving the world.
He called me at 2 AM just to say he was "having a moment."
He posted a selfie with 10 filters and 3 hashtags.
He told me he was going to be a rock star and then left to get a pizza.
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