Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy who talks too much and acts like he's the king of the world

"I'm the best at everything. You're just here to listen.", said no one ever

He talked during the whole movie and didn't even notice.

He told me his life story during lunch and I had to eat my sandwich upside down.

2

a human who thinks he's famous just because he knows three people who are

He told me he was going to be on TV because his cousin's friend's dog saw him once.

He said he was famous and I had to believe him because he said so.

He texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me about his latest celebrity connection.

3

a man who yells at everything and everyone just for fun

He yelled at the coffee machine because it didn't work.

He screamed at the sky because it was cloudy.

He told the pigeon to shut up during his lunch break.

4

a person who thinks he's the most important person in the universe and everyone else is just there to suffer

He said he was the most important person and everyone else had to suffer for it.

He made me suffer through his whole story about his hair.

He yelled at the teacher because the class was too quiet.

5

a human who talks like he's on a soap opera and everyone is watching

He said, "My love for pizza is deep and unbreakable."

He told me he had a secret life as a pizza chef.

He cried during his lunch because he had to eat a sandwich instead of a pizza.

6

a guy who thinks he's a superhero just because he wore a cape once

He said he was a superhero because he wore a cape for five minutes.

He told me he could fly because he jumped off a chair once.

He saved the world by eating a whole pizza by himself.