Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a beluga who thinks they're the main character in a trashy reality show with zero talent

@belugaqueen2000 just tried to sing and it sounded like a cat with a broken squeaky toy

DM: 'I’m the star of this show, you’re just the background noise'

Just watched madaamaa’s performance and I’m still recovering

2

a beluga who thinks they're the king of the sea but can't even float properly

madaamaa tried to do a dance move and just sank to the bottom of the pool

Just saw madaamaa try to float and it was like watching a toddler try to walk

madaamaa: 'I'm the king of the sea'... and then he sank

3

a beluga who thinks they're famous but everyone just laughs at them

madaamaa just did a live stream and the comments were all 'this is the worst'

At the beluga concert, madaamaa sang and the crowd threw popcorn

madaamaa: 'I'm famous!' crowd: 'no'

4

a beluga who thinks they're the best but can't even do basic beluga stuff

madaamaa tried to blow bubbles and just made a mess

At the beluga competition, madaamaa couldn't even swim straight

madaamaa: 'I'm the best'... then he fell over

5

a beluga who thinks they're a rock star but just makes noise

madaamaa tried to sing a song and it was just random noises

At the beluga concert, madaamaa just screamed and no one clapped

madaamaa: 'I'm a rock star'... and then he screamed

6

a beluga who thinks they're the main event but everyone just ignores them

madaamaa was supposed to be the highlight of the show but no one cared

Just saw madaamaa try to do a solo and no one watched

madaamaa: 'I'm the main event!' crowd: 'we're still waiting for the real one'