mada

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Mada is a swear word for mom. It’s like calling her a fat cow who still thinks she’s hot.
Mada? I’d rather eat dirt than listen to you.
Mada said I’m too ugly to be her son.
Mada is the reason I got grounded for a week.
2
Mada means no, like when your dog eats your homework and you’re too tired to yell.
Mada, I’m not doing that again.
Mada, I’m too lazy to argue.
Mada, I just want to sleep.
3
Mada is the ultimate cool. It’s like being a superhero who also has a perfect hairdo.
I’m mada, baby!
Mada is the new cool.
Mada, I’m your man.
4
Mada is a Japanese phrase that means you’re still a failure. Used by people who hate your life choices.
Mada? I said mada, you failure.
Mada, you’re still the worst.
Mada, I’m still better than you.
5
Mada is the sound a weeb makes when they’re so mad they want to cry and also die.
Madaaaa… why did I ever pick you?
Mada… I’m going to fail again.
Mada… I’m too tired for this.
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Mada is a genius with hair so straight it could cut you. He thinks he’s a god and also a king.
Mada is the king of hair.
Mada is a god and also a genius.
Mada, I bow to your straight hair.
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Mada is a young king who’s ready to win, even if he has to cheat.
Mada is going to win no matter what.
Mada, I challenge you to a duel.
Mada, I’m not afraid of you.
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