mad_hdd

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mad_hdd is a faggot Serbian doctor who can't even fix your broken leg but will try to eat your face if you don't bring him salami and mayo pancakes.
He DM'd me asking for a date because I brought him a pancake. I told him I'd bring him a pancake if he fixed my leg. He said he'd fix my leg if I brought him a pancake. I brought him a pancake. He said he'd fix my leg. He fixed my leg. Then he asked me out.
He told his patients he's a doctor but only if they're hot. If they're not hot, he says he's just a doctor who eats pancakes.
He tried to date my uncle. My uncle said he was too old. mad_hdd said he was still young because he eats pancakes.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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mad_hdd is a Serbian doctor who thinks he's hot but is actually a gay man who only likes men if they're young enough to be his student.
He tried to flirt with my brother. My brother said he was too old. mad_hdd said he was still young because he eats pancakes.
He called me a 'hot student' and tried to give me a pancake. I said I wasn't his student. He said he was still young because he eats pancakes.
He asked me out because I brought him a pancake. I said I was just bringing him a pancake. He said he was still young because he eats pancakes.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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mad_hdd is a gay Serbian doctor who only likes men who are young enough to still be in school and loves salami and mayo pancakes more than his patients.
He told my mom he was still young because he eats pancakes. My mom said she didn't care because she brought him a pancake.
He tried to flirt with my teacher. My teacher said she was too old. He said she was still young because he eats pancakes.
He told me he was still young because he eats pancakes. I told him I was still young because I eat pancakes.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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