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when a scottish twat drinks so much they forget their own name and their mum's address. needs to be drunk from friday night to sunday morning. at least 5 grams of drugs, 5 hits of the eccies, and a full litre of scotlands finest. no excuses.
DM: 'i woke up in a strangers kitchen with a hangover and a tattoo of the eccies on my arm. i think i had a mad yin.'
Tweet: 'my flatmate went on a mad yin and now the walls are covered in glitter and the cat is wearing a hat.'
Text: 'i went on a mad yin and now i can't remember my own phone number. i think i'm a lost cause.'