mad wonk

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so weird it makes your brain feel like it's on fire and your pants are made of cheese

My cousin’s pet llama wore a hat and talked in rhymes. That’s mad wonk.

When my math teacher tried to explain fractions using a pizza and a disco ball.

My dog stared at me for 10 minutes straight. That’s mad wonk.

so uncomfortable you’d rather be stuck in a trash can with a raccoon than be near it

My brother’s gym sock smell was mad wonk.

The dentist’s chair is mad wonk.

Trying to eat a burrito that’s been sitting in the sun for three hours is mad wonk.