mad woman

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A stabbo lady who wears the same ratty hospital gown every single week and blasts white noise through those huge 80s headphones like it’s her life’s mission to annoy the entire hospital.
She screamed at the vending machine because it didn’t give her a Snickers.
She tried to plug in her headphones to the hospital’s main speaker system.
She told the nurse, 'You’re not my friend. You’re my enemy.'
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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The Mad Woman’s Shit Sessions is a radio show that sounds like a mental breakdown mixed with a dance party. Benny Fonzarelli yells at the mic and plays music that makes your brain explode.
Benny played funk and screamed, 'This is how you party!'
He played blues and cried like he was at his own funeral.
He played hip hop and said, 'This is the sound of chaos.'
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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A black woman who is so mad and angry it looks like she’s ready to punch the sky. No reason. No warning. Just pure rage.
She yelled at the mailman for giving her the wrong letter.
She cursed the coffee machine for not making her coffee strong enough.
She screamed at a parking meter like it had insulted her family.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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When a white woman acts like she’s the queen of the universe and does things that are so crazy, they make your head spin. It’s like she thinks she’s in a fairy tale and she’s the main character.
She tried to save a dog by yelling at the dog’s owner for 10 minutes.
She told the barista, 'I don’t just drink coffee. I drink destiny.'
She took over the whole restaurant just to get a salad.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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