Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So drunk you can’t tell your arse from your elbow and you’re screaming at a pizza delivery man like he wronged your granddad.

I went mad wi' it and tried to dance on a bus. The driver thought I was a ghost.

My friend got mad wi' it and tried to propose to a kebab vendor.

I was mad wi' it and told my mum I was going to live in a bin.

2

You’re so wasted you think you’re a superhero and you’re trying to save the world from a bag of crisps.

I got mad wi' it and tried to wrestle a traffic light.

My cousin was mad wi' it and tried to speak to the moon.

I was mad wi' it and tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.

3

You're so drunk you can't walk straight and you're yelling at a pigeon like it owes you money.

I was mad wi' it and tried to sing opera in a pub toilet.

My mate got mad wi' it and tried to fight a street lamp.

I was mad wi' it and told my teacher I was the king of Scotland.

4

You're so wasted you think you're a king and you're trying to rule the world from a park bench.

I got mad wi' it and tried to give a speech to a bunch of ducks.

My brother was mad wi' it and tried to start a revolution with a bag of chips.

I was mad wi' it and told my dad I was going to marry the internet.

5

You're so drunk you can't tell the difference between a friend and a stranger and you're screaming at a bus like it's your enemy.

I went mad wi' it and tried to beat up a vending machine.

My sister was mad wi' it and tried to dance with a statue.

I was mad wi' it and told my teacher I was going to take over the world.

6

You're so wasted you think you're a wizard and you're trying to cast spells on your best friend with a packet of sweets.

I got mad wi' it and tried to turn my mum into a chicken.

My friend was mad wi' it and tried to summon a ghost with a sandwich.

I was mad wi' it and told my dog I was the greatest wizard of all time.