Mad Weird

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A girl who follows you from the boardwalk to your grave like a crazy dog!
She texted me at 3 a. m. with a photo of my sandwich.
She showed up at my job wearing my old shirt.
She started a group chat called 'The Boardwalk Betrayal'.
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That girl who thinks you’re the love of her life because you bought her a drink once!
She DMs me every day with 'Remember that drink? I still love you.'
She showed up at my gym wearing a shirt that says 'I Still Love You.'
She tried to get my mom to ask me out on her behalf.
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A girl who will haunt you forever if you don’t marry her on the boardwalk!
She threatened to show my face on a billboard if I didn’t propose.
She followed me to college and started a petition to make me her boyfriend.
She sent me a video of her crying in front of the boardwalk.
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