Mad Weak

My cousin is a mad weak guy. He wears socks with sandals and cries when he loses a video game.

That girl is mad weak. She tried to text me and spelled 'hello' as 'helo'.

My dog thinks I'm mad weak. He won't even look at me when I try to feed him.

My teacher is mad weak. She still uses a chalkboard and thinks TikTok is a conspiracy.

That guy at the gym is mad weak. He does 10 push-ups and then sits down.

My mom says I'm mad weak. I told her I can beat her at Mario Kart.

My neighbor is mad weak. He talks about his lawn like it’s a job interview.

That guy at the bus stop is mad weak. He reads the newspaper and doesn’t even look up.

My brother is mad weak. He still thinks Instagram is just for celebrities.

That girl is mad weak. She wears a hat and thinks it’s a fashion statement.

My friend’s crush is mad weak. He still uses a flip phone and doesn’t know what TikTok is.

My dad is mad weak. He thinks a pizza is a full meal and doesn’t even know what a meme is.

My classmate is mad weak. He wears a hoodie and talks to his plants.

That guy in my math class is mad weak. He still uses a calculator and doesn’t even know how to use it.

My little brother is mad weak. He cried when I beat him at Fortnite.