mad wam

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A Mad Wam is a woman who is so angry she could scream at a brick wall and make it cry.

My mom is a Mad Wam right now. She yelled at the TV and the remote got fired.

That teacher is a Mad Wam. She failed the entire class just because one kid sneezed.

My sister is a Mad Wam. She threw a sandwich at my brother and it hit him in the head.

A Mad Wam is a woman who thinks the sky is purple and also hates your existence.

My neighbor is a Mad Wam. She thinks the sky is purple and also thinks I’m a spy.

That girl in my class is a Mad Wam. She told the principal the sky was purple and got suspended.

My aunt is a Mad Wam. She thinks the sky is purple and also thinks my dog is a monster.

A Mad Wam is a woman who will throw a tantrum if you don’t give her a cookie and a compliment.

My cousin is a Mad Wam. She had a full-blown meltdown because I forgot to say ‘you’re amazing’.

That lady at the store is a Mad Wam. She threw a cookie at me and said I was ugly.

My mom is a Mad Wam. She won’t stop yelling until I give her a cookie and tell her she’s beautiful.

A Mad Wam is a woman who thinks you’re the worst person ever and also believes in ghosts.

My friend’s mom is a Mad Wam. She told me I was the worst person ever and said my dog was a ghost.

That teacher is a Mad Wam. She thinks I’m the worst student ever and also thinks the classroom is haunted.

My sister is a Mad Wam. She said I was the worst brother ever and that my room is haunted by a ghost named Kevin.

A Mad Wam is a woman who will punch you in the face if you don’t do what she says.

My mom is a Mad Wam. She punched me in the face because I didn’t clean my room.

That lady at the gym is a Mad Wam. She punched the treadmill because it was too slow.

My aunt is a Mad Wam. She punched my uncle because he said the sky was blue.

A Mad Wam is a woman who screams so loud it makes your ears bleed and also your brain explode.

My mom is a Mad Wam. She screamed so loud my ears bled and I forgot my password.

That teacher is a Mad Wam. She screamed so loud the classroom ceiling fell down.

My sister is a Mad Wam. She screamed so loud my dog ran away and my brain exploded.