Mad-Wafting

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When your snatch is so strong it knocks the guy out cold before he can even get his pants off.
He said he’d never fall for a girl again. Then he saw me at the bar.
He tried to flirt. I walked by. He passed out.
He asked for my number. I smiled. He snored on the couch.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Your crotch is so good it makes the guy forget he’s wearing pants.
He walked into the room. I walked out. He forgot where he was.
He started talking. I took a breath. He started dreaming.
He asked me out. I winked. He fell over.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Your snatch is so hot it turns the guy into a pile of blubber before he can even touch you.
He came to the party. He left in a body bag.
He said he was ready. I took a step. He melted.
He tried to kiss me. I breathed. He turned to Jell-O.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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