Mad Valley

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a woman so hot she could make a microwave blush and burn your tongue at the same time.

My cousin’s girlfriend is a Mad Valley. I tried to eat a taco and got distracted by her.

The barista at my favorite coffee shop is a Mad Valley. I spilled my latte and she still smiled.

My friend’s ex is a Mad Valley. He still texts her every day and she ignores him like he’s a ghost.

a woman so attractive she could turn a bald man into a rock star and make his hair grow back.

My teacher is a Mad Valley. I zoned out during math and got an A just for looking at her.

My neighbor is a Mad Valley. I tried to mow the lawn and stopped to stare at her for ten minutes.

My mom says my sister is a Mad Valley. I don’t believe her, but I do now.

a woman so stunning she could make a pizza look jealous and make your brain shut down.

The girl who walked into my class today is a Mad Valley. I forgot my name and my pencil.

My friend’s girlfriend is a Mad Valley. He proposed to her, and she said yes, but then she looked at me and I forgot why I was even there.

My coworker is a Mad Valley. I dropped my coffee on my keyboard and still didn’t care.