mad twatter

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A girl who can't wait to throw a tantrum every five minutes and might need a straitjacket and a lollypop.
"Why did you make me eat that?!", while crying into a pizza box
She threw a shoe at the TV because the show was too boring.
She tried to talk to a plant and it didn't respond.
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A person who thinks they're going crazy because they haven't seen a vagina in weeks and are now obsessed with licking one.
He texted his mom, "I can't take it anymore, I need a vagina."
He licked the floor because he thought it was a vagina.
He started talking to his sock like it was a vagina.
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A twatter who is so clearly nuts that they might need a helmet and a banana.
She screamed at a cloud and threw a banana at it.
She tried to hug a lamp and cried because it didn't hug back.
She drew a mustache on a picture of a cat and called it a new friend.
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