mad tv

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A show that nobody gives credit for being amazing, even though it's got some of the worst actors who ever existed. SNL has had some jokes so bad they made your teeth hurt.
I watched Mad TV once, and I still can't unsee it.
My mom says it's the worst show ever, but I know she's lying.
My dog laughed at it. That's gotta count for something.
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Mad TV has never made me laugh. It’s like watching a baby try to do stand-up while crying.
I tried watching it with my brother. He fell asleep mid-sentence.
It's so boring I could eat a whole pizza and still be bored.
I watched it for 10 minutes. I don’t remember anything.
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A show so funny it could make a ghost smile. It's the kind of show that makes you forget your own name.
I watched it and laughed so hard my neighbor thought my house was on fire.
I told my friend about it. He started laughing and didn't stop for an hour.
I watched it once. I watched it again. I’m still laughing.
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The best show ever. It's so good it should get a Nobel Prize. Maybe even two.
I told my dog it was the best. He licked my face.
It’s so good it made my teacher stop teaching for a minute.
I watched it and forgot my own birthday.
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A show so bad it will be the last thing you see before you die. It's like being tortured with jokes.
I watched it and I wanted to die.
It's so bad my cat walked out of the room.
I told my friend it was the worst thing ever. He agreed.
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A show that tried to be funny but failed so hard it invented a new kind of pain. It's like watching a train wreck with a side of insults.
I watched it and I cried.
It's so bad it made my brother quit watching TV.
I told my friend about it. He laughed so hard he fell off his chair.
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A place for failed comedians. It's like the last stop before you give up on comedy forever.
I watched it and felt bad for the comedians.
It's so bad my dog cried.
I told my mom about it. She said I should never watch it again.
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