Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A sickness from being too annoyed with life. Makes you yell at strangers online like they owe you money.

@joe_smith why are you even alive

I'm gonna report you to the internet police

Your life is a joke and I'm the punchline

2

A curse that hits you when you're too tired of being normal. It makes you post stupid stuff just to make people cry.

This is the worst day ever and I'm not even kidding

Your cat is ugly and I saw it

You’re not funny and I’ve seen your face

3

A problem you get from being too angry at the world. It makes you spam people with nonsense and laugh at their confusion.

Your mom is fat and I know her name

This is the worst tweet ever and I'm not lying

You’re a failure and I’ve seen your grades

4

A disease from being too bored with your own life. It makes you troll people just for the fun of it and not care if they hate you.

You’re not cool and I’ve seen your closet

Your life is boring and I’ve seen your schedule

I’m gonna ruin your day and I like it

5

A sickness you get when you’re too much of a drama queen. It makes you argue with everyone online just because you can.

You’re not important and I’ve seen your resume

Your opinions are weak and I’ve seen your face

I’m gonna make you cry and I’m not sorry

6

A curse from being too lazy to be happy. It makes you troll people just to avoid doing real work and laugh at their chaos.

Your life is a mess and I’ve seen your room

You’re not smart and I’ve seen your test

I’m gonna troll you until you break