mad tony

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a loudmouthed blonde with the ego of a thousand monkeys and the temper of a hot dog on a grill he’ll punch you in the face before you can blink and still cry about your feelings
He flipped a table because I said his hair looked like a neon sign in a storm.
He started a fist fight in the grocery store over a bag of chips.
He cried when his mom didn’t text him back fast enough.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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a walking disaster who thinks he's a king but fights like a confused chicken and still somehow loves you like you're his last meal
He challenged a man to a duel over a parking spot.
He yelled at the sky because his coffee was too hot.
He cried when his dog didn’t fetch the ball fast enough.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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a loud, dumb, blonde who thinks he's a god but acts like a toddler when he gets mad and still somehow thinks he's the best friend you ever had
He threw a tantrum in the middle of a restaurant.
He fought a cop over a traffic ticket.
He cried because his video game character died.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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