mad tom

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a guy who drinks so much he turns into a screaming mess and wakes up the whole dorm like a f***ing loudspeaker
Mad Tom yelled at the ceiling like it was his ex.
He threw his sock at the wall and it hit someone.
He tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' but it was more like a cry-fest.
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the person who drinks until they're a f***ing human wreck and then blames everyone else for their own stupidity
Mad Tom blamed his roommate for his hangover.
He said the coffee machine made him sick.
He tried to blame the math test for his bad mood.
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a drunk guy who turns into a f***ing wild animal and makes the whole dorm feel like a zoo
Mad Tom chased his friend around the hallway like a f***ing lunatic.
He jumped on the bed and screamed like he was in a movie.
He tried to dance with a mop and it was the worst thing ever.
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