Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

smoking so much from a bong that you look like you just ran a marathon and died in a dumpster

I was mad toking so hard I got a bong face and a bong breath.

He was mad toking in the bathroom and the whole school heard him.

She mad toked so much she passed out and woke up in the principal’s office.

2

chugging smoke from a bong like it's your last meal and you're in prison

I was mad toking like I was in a bong jail and my lungs were on fire.

He mad toked so much the bong exploded and he got a face full of weed.

She mad toked so hard she forgot her own name.

3

inhaling so much smoke you think you’re gonna turn into a cloud and float away

I mad toked so much I felt like I was gonna float out the window.

He mad toked and turned into a human smoke machine.

She mad toked and her mom called the cops because she was coughing up glitter.

4

puffing so hard from a bong that you're probably gonna need a new set of lungs

I was mad toking so hard my lungs were screaming for mercy.

He mad toked so much he turned into a walking fire hazard.

She mad toked and her dog ran away because it smelled like a weed explosion.

5

ripping from a bong like it's your ex and you're trying to forget them

I was mad toking like my ex just broke up with me and I needed to forget them.

He mad toked so hard he forgot his own name and started crying.

She mad toked and her teacher had to drag her out of the classroom.

6

inhaling from a bong like it's the last drop of soda and you're dying of thirst

I mad toked like I was dying of thirst and the bong was my last hope.

He mad toked so much he turned into a human soda fountain.

She mad toked and her brother had to call an ambulance because she was coughing up smoke.